DAY 95: HAN SOLO

I recently saw an old red carpet interview with George Lucas right after the release of The Phantom Menace. There was something about the glaze in his eyes when he laughed that disturbed me because I could tell he didn't really believe his own laughter. It was a nervous type of laughing, the same kind as that of a landlord I once had whose wife was "visiting her sister in Vermont", right before the police dug up his cellar floor.

I have one word for you George:

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Happy May The Fourth, bitches.