DAY 91: DEPENDABLE DRIFT'S

MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HOLIDAYS, SEASONS GREETINGS, BELATED HANUKKAH, COOL YULE, SWEET ASS KWANZAA, and FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!

FROM ALL OF US HERE AT "SHIRT OF THE DAY" (me and my wife), WISHING YOU LONG DAYS AND PLEASANT NIGHTS! 

BE AWESOME TO EACH OTHER, THAT WOULD JUST BE TITS.

DAY 90: REX KWON DO

Time has a way of slipping through my nimble and powerful fingers like the icing sugar I run my sweaty digits through in the bulk bins at the grocery store that you then sprinkle on your Christmas cookies. 

This is a busy time of year that I like spend in a drunken stupor to better cope with my dysfunctional relatives, and I have been remiss in keeping up with my posts.

So please accept this pathetic token gesture that was hastily slapped together last minute but I can now confidently state that I have fulfilled my festive obligation of getting you...something, albeit completely devoid of thought or sentiment.

I give you a completely outdated pop culture reference in a baggy and misshapen cotton housing. 

Take a look at what my wife is wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while she's wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.

Shapeless and irrelevant. 

The shirt, not my wife.

Miscreants.