Monday, May 4, 2015

DAY 107: VADER & LUKE


Word of advice, whenever somebody who trusts and looks up to you asks what happened to your closest friend and prodigious progeny that you just happened to have hacked up, completely severing 3 of his 4 major appendages during a lightsaber duel of epic proportions, and left them to die slowly in molten magma that agonizingly seared what remaining flesh they had, always always ALWAYS blame it on somebody else. 


Lying: The Way of the Jedi


MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!