Sunday, November 20, 2011
DAY 64: CIVIL WAR
Seven. Fricking. Billion.
That just seems to be a tad...unecessary. Serious overkill. Do we really need that many people?
And why is the population of countries that can't sustain their current numbers continuing to expand?
Mother Nature's built in population control, the world shrugs its mighty shoulders every now and then in an effort to cull the herd. Plagues, disease, pandemics, and (fingers crossed) .
Although the chocolate conundrum may be the key. It has been scientifically proven that chocolate possesses qualities known to placate and sooth the fairer sex, quelling volatile situations, staving off Possible Murder-Suicides.
Without it civilization as we know it may devolve into roving packs of hysterical weeping women, drinking wine out of screw-top bottles and fighting gladiator style over the last Butterfinger, the male populace dwindling into extinction without the protection of Misters Big and Goodbar.
The rapid depletion of chocolate may actually be the next answer to population control.