Sunday, March 31, 2013

DAY 93: COUNT CHOCULA



At a time of the year when thoughts may turn to such pleasant things like Crucifixions and Cream Eggs, Passover and Peeps, I thought I'd share some quotes from that good book about Rising from the Dead, and the battle between Good and Evil: 

"There was one great tomb more lordly than all the rest; huge it was, and nobly proportioned." 

"There are darknesses in life and there are lights, and you are one of the lights, the light of all lights." 

"I will not let you go into the unknown alone."

“I want you to believe...to believe in things that you cannot.”

“The blood is the life!”

That's right, Bram Stoker's Dracula. 
Give a prize to the fellow in the black everything.

I don't know what I'm supposed to call things anymore. The PC douchebags are demanding society become more inclusive of others beliefs by banning Easter Egg Hunts because the reference to Easter is contributing to the decay of the moral fiber of the country. 

Not being one to really care what anybody thinks, I say the PC police can go jam a basket of Holiday Eggs up their incredibly tight self-righteous asses. So, to that end, HAPPY EASTER to those who celebrate and to those who don't but don't complain about getting the time off of work, whether you believe in Magic Bunnies, risen messiahs, or glittery vampires.

All I know is Vlad the Impaler + Easter Bunny= Bunnicula. And I think that pretty solidly puts an end to that discussion, the final nail in the coffin so to speak.

Anyway, all this jibber jabber about resurrection got me thinking about things.

Like Logan 5 and the renewal of Carrousel.
Like the dying Jean Grey surfacing from the icy depths as The Phoenix.
Like Doctor Who regenerating, but not Sylvester McCoy, more like David Tennant.
Like Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler.

Shirt of the Day begins anew. 





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