Today is my friend Gord's birthday.
Gord loves the movie Anchorman.
Gord also loves lamp.
He is a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.
His formidable scent stings the nostrils. In a good way.
He's kind of a big deal.
And he once killed a man with a trident.
Gord currently resides in a safehouse.
In short, Gord is the balls.